My name is Vincent and at the moment i am horribly stoned. I was stoned last night and buzzed this morning but right now i am very very stoned. My brother made a vaporizer out of a water botle lid, a lightbulb, and electrical tape. we tried it out last night and this morning and the results are very good. As I write this at 4:02 i'll be reporting regularly. Toast!!

4:03- listening to my playlist, on situations. Makes me wanna dance in my underwear.

4:04- Just gone done dancing. It was ool dancing in my underwear. I felt like the man of lucky charms. I'm very high at the mment. Oh dear.

4:05- listening to s-e-x. mine and sydneys jam. i wrote it. just kidding.

4:09 Cereal Time!!!! I like cereal in the morning i like cereal yes i do gonna make me a big old bowl.... hdghgkagk hehe

4:14 so high high high high..... ugh hehe i've onlybeen writing this here essay for 11 minutes feels much longr.

4:18 breathe by anna nalick sounds 10 times tter as techno

4:22 hehehehehehehhehehhhee i stole the popcorn balls and id do it again damnit!! Agh gunshot blata blat blata!! bich you just got shot down. run away!!! hide in tavern and drink POTIONS fare is 10 gold a night but fuck that. leave, kill a dark elf, cast a magical spell, summon satan, all in a days work for a wizard like me i am such a pwner. so then i make it to the dwarfen mines murder some goblins and bone my beautiful milkmaid. thats kinda what i do but with magic and i don't get laid. i gues some girls are into bararians and shit. well whatever, they're all altmer sluts any ways, lets look for sugar-lips habasi and show her the diamonds i just stole from alcayra the white alchemist instead of BUYING ONE FOR 100 FUCKING GOLD!!! DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?. maybe she'll bone me if i slip some skooma into her drink. she is a khajit, so i'd be getting pussy in 2 different ways hehe.

4:28 i'mm frightened about what i just wrote.

4:37 i cant do it anymore. ill update later...